“When You Are Dead Inside But It’s Valentine’s Day” Card

£2.75

Celebrate the day of love with a side of dark humour with our “Dead Inside” Valentine’s Card. A hilariously relatable greeting for the resident goth or anyone who finds the holiday a bit much, this card features a line-up of macabre treats in a vibrant pink, purple, and black palette. From skull-shaped bowls of conversation…

Description

For when you’re festive on the outside, but dead on the inside.

Our “When You Are Dead Inside But It’s Valentine’s Day” Illustrated Card is designed for those who prefer their romance with a touch of the macabre. Moving away from traditional sentimental red roses, this design leans into the popular “pastel goth” aesthetic, combining romantic symbols with edgy skeletal details.

Why this card is a cult favourite:

  • Eclectic Goth Illustrations: The artwork features a curated collection of spooky treats: a skeleton-ribcage cupcake, a leopard-print milkshake topped with skeletal hands, a skull bowl overflowing with “Kiss Me” and “Hug Me” hearts, and a pink cocktail held by a bony hand.
  • Vibrant Pastel Palette: Utilising a trendy mix of bubblegum pink, lilac, and deep black, this card fits perfectly into the modern “Goth-Valentine” aesthetic that is taking over boutique stationery.
  • Premium Stationery Quality: Printed on heavy-weight, acid-free matte cardstock, providing a luxurious boutique feel and a smooth surface that’s a pleasure to write on.
  • The Ultimate “Anti-Valentine” Greeting: Ideal for your best friend, a significant other who shares your dark sense of humour, or as a unique Galentine’s message for someone who lives for spooky season all year round.

Each card is paired with a crisp white envelope, ready to deliver a dose of dark holiday magic through the mail.

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